Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...