May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...