What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...