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Froglights!
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The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...