Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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