Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.