Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...