I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...