What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.