I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced