If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...