What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...