Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...