Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...