The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.