The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
fit over a bucket!
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Are caterpillars good to eat?
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Dad will never say
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Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
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How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...