Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.