Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.