Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...