Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...