Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...