The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...