Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...