Why did the spider buy a car?
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Windows 98 hourly tweaks
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Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Wedding Anniversary
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Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Some years ago
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