A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.