Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...