My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...