There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...