Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...