The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...