Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...