Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...