Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!