Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...