Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
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your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...