Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!