One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...