If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...