Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...