What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...