Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.