Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...