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Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
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Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
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