Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...