The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...