yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Tombstone Epitaph VII
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Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...