A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...