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A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
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|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
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Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...