The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.