At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...